I'm so pleased that you've found your way over to the most fascinating blog on the internet. True story. I literally know for a fact that this blog is the most fascinating blog ever created by anyone living and/or dead. So please take this moment to stop and congratulate yourself for having the finest of tastes. No really I'll wait...
My mission is threefold. A) I want to inform you, the privileged reader, of the awkwardness/awesomeness that is my life B) I need an outlet for which to spew my verbal diarrhea before I accidentally spew it out loud to an eligible bachelor, my grandma...or really anyone I come into contact with (Verbal Diarrhea in literary terms = "Logorrhea"...big shout out goes out to my grade 11/12 english teacher for teaching me that one) and C)....My mission is only twofold.
Hopefully I will one day fill this blog with tales that excite, horrify, amuse and repel. Here's a sneak peak of what you might hear about...
Grabbing strangers assess in Wal-mart
Dropping phones down mens pants
Rolling across highways at night
Awkwardly catching poop in the hospital
Interacting with hot doctors at the Sundre hospital (We're going to have to get to know each other a little better before I divulge the details of this particular story)
Interacting with any staff member at any hospital ever (WHY AM I GOING TO BE A NURSE?!)
So, dear reader. Sit back, relax and enjoy what I call "this blog".
Love and Kisses,